COMMANDER! Jay: Well, maybe he just has manners. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. You the man. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Read more Read reviews Add to list . Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Jay: [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay: Shaggy: [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. There's females present. And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Nothing. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? So? Jay: She is too fine. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. 1 I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] (failed) Whillenholly: Fuck them up their stupid asses. Jay: Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Just take it from "It's a good course.". Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. - Niggaz With Puppets. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. But funny. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Ben Affleck: Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! 'Scuse me. What? Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. What the fuck are you talking about? Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. Come on, Silent Bob. Jay: You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Don't change the subject. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Jay: Hooper: During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Holy Fuck! Holden: She doesn't want to go back to the lab. James Van Der Beek: Oh, you like that, MULE. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Tricia Jones: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay: Oh Jesus, again Ben? [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Then you're all you motherfucks are next. What a motherfucker, man! What are you, fucking retarded? You're like a child. Whillenholly: Mules are GOOD! Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Sissy: You're doubling me, obviously. Went to film school. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. I'm a teen idol, dammit! It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? Jay: Goals Steal Jewels. Your Momma's going to try to score. Jay's Mother: This isn't fair! Remember this fucking face. God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Or House Party 3. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. But it was better than "Mallrats". That was an incredibly daring escape! Jay: You put your dick in a pie! ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Justice: Justice: And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Fanedit Type: Extended Edition. Yeah, sis. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. I'm HAUNTED by it! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. James Van Der Beek: That would never work as a movie. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Chaka: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Whillenholly: Holden: Okay, you two. And for the record, I ain't gay. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Teen #2: Ben Affleck: If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. You don't know "Jungle Love?" [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Uh, Chaka? The familiar setting of the Quick Stop in New Jersey opens the picture, where we see two babies being wheeled up next to one another, while both parents leave them alone outside to watch over one another. Something sweet, ya big goof. Go to hell! Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. I came up with it before PBS. Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Echo Base: Sheriff: There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Angel Jay: Whillenholly: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. You chug that ass cock, baby. [his first words] After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Randal Graves: Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Devil Jay 2: Check this shit out. More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Jay: Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. Whillenholly: Jay: Jay: I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? 104 min. Get the fuck off her. James Van Der Beek: That was them, wasn't it? That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. Wes? After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. No, you the man, and that's the problem. No, but it's Miramax. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Get that shit the fuck out of here. If I go to prison will you wait for me? In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? [in huddle with Damon] Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Free shipping for many products! Holy shit, dude. Willenholly: Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. P.S. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Uh-huh. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Fred: Jay: Crazy crackers with guns. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Lonely. Are you even supposed to be here today? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Where we taking it from, Gus? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Jay: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. I'd do anything for you. Here's your coffee sir. Banky: Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. A day. The C.L.I.T is not real. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Whillenholly: Fanedit Running Time: 128. Jules Asner: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Gus? James Van Der Beek: [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". Justice: Jay: You want some of this? In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] [slaps it out his hands] Hooker #1: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. True story! See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Brent: How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Gus Van Sant: Whillenholly: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Jay: Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Chaka: Fred: Justice: Silent Bob's Mother: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Jay: Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Steve-Dave Pulasti: He LOVES the cock. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? They've got a monkey in there? Whillenholly: Comedy. Especially you. Free shipping for many products! Jay: And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Sissy: Jay: Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Cock-Knocker: Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Jay: Sheriff: [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). I get no stains in my undies. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. She went for the set up. And Tubby here is my black man servant. [slightly amused] Since when did they start charging for the bus? They gotta break into Provasik now. She has a nice voice, too. In prison, he'll be the pie. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. I don't really wanna die. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: Customer at Quick Stop: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] [singing] In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Its time I get my black ass out of here. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! . Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! You actually watch that show? Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Don't say anything! Okay. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? You're not paralyzed. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Backup on the way Sissy: Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. The C.L.I.T. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Take sex for example. Missy: [to Teen #2] "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Oh, but I think it is. [to his buddies] I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. That was them wasn't it? What do we do with them now? Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Jay: There are no inadequacies. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. I thought that was a 10-82. Two-disc set. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Holden: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! There's no boogers in it sir. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay: . See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. YO! And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Jay: Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Chaka Luther King: Jay: Fuck you, you already said half. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Steve Kmetko: The alternate scenes / deleted scenes were priceless, those are the only special features I've tried out so far. Banky: [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away].
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