local news and culture, Angelica Leicht What made it so bad: In which The Hoff who, lest we forget, should not be hassled winds down the car window and leers at passersby over an exquisitely uninventive rockabilly riff. The band's musical output is nothing compared to the album artwork however. Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really 19. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. Add to that their anodyne, soulless music and their eminently slappable faces and you begin to see why The Jonas Brothers are on this list. The band has won numerous awards and they have won 12 Juno Awards among 28 nominations.The band is based in Vancouver, Canada. And so stylish! Web5. Still, no dice. Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. My Humps was bad, but who would have figured the group could get worse? The band's third record, Weathered, was released in 2001 with Mark Tremonti handling bass before the band disbanded in 2004 due to increasing tension between members. only way to stay in touch was a letter in the mail.. Famous purely through association the bands biggest hit is the catchy but infuriating 'Shake It'. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian four piece achieved astonishing success this decade. The View had one song. They probably think it's very clever and sticking it to the man, we just think it makes them look lazy. Good Charlotte The perfect soundtrack to being a brat. They are currently recording their seventh studio album, Stampede of the Disco Elephants. Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. This was the first single from the bands comeback album Beautiful World, and that comeback has brought nothing good to the universe (except the song Shine, which is admittedly quite likeable). The band achieved mainstream success with their second and third studio albums, Significant Other (1999) and Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (2000), although this success was marred by a series of controversies surrounding their performances at Woodstock '99 and the 2001 Big Day Out festival. When you think its finally gone, it rears its ugly head again. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. He always wore sunglasses. Creed. Justin Hawkins, he of tight catsuits and rebellious teeth fame, really did headline the Reading and Leeds festivals with The Darkness. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best : The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, . Hanson has sold over 16 million records worldwide and have had eight top 40 singles in the UK and six top 40 singles in the US. Its cruel, really. In theory, that sounds kind of amazing. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. 1 One Direction One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Who needs vocals when you've got auto-tune? The actual band took a backseat to frontman Prestons antics on Celebrity Big Brother and later, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. If only Hootie were Sandra Dee. Make of that what you will. Nu-rave may not have aged well as a scene, but Myths of the New Future still holds up, surprisingly. Three lads from Donegal who made sprightly tunes about manic pixie dream girls and Louis Walsh. Naive was genuinely great! Worst bit: The post-Coldplay minor key pianos, which were absolutely everywhere around 2005. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. Nickelback. 12. Crashed Out: The Blog: Top 10 Worst Bands of the 2000s 11. In short:a song so inane and dumb that electroclash legend Peaches felt compelled to write a parodic riposte, the bracingly gross My Dumps. Li-ike. The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for The Matrix. Moore died suddenly in August 2008 due to complications from injuries sustained in an ATV accident. Perhaps this is down to a belief that a band from Germany could never be as good as one from New York or London. Why take our chances? Real music didnt win, on this occasion. As with our top 20 greatest musicians of all time and top 20 hair metal albums of all time lists, we take this shit very seriously, even enlisting objective third party analysts to review our findings for accuracy. In fact, it downright sucks. , somehow sounding like hes never actually been sad in his entire life quite the achievement, in hindsight. The term landfill-indie was made for a band like The Twang. Yo, echoes Theodore. Literally it was a toss-up for us, since both sound like whiny, uninteresting barely catchy songs to us. Exactly. Until these '00s shows stop, I'll be reminding everyone of not only how terrible frosted tips are, but how awful music from the '00s was, because I'm afraid for our nation. The band went through a number of configurations between 1995 and 2005, achieving its current form when Adair replaced drummer Ryan Vikedal. at the Disco. 'This Love' was the band's most significant hit alongside the slightly scary 'She Will Be Liked'. American nu metal band. Waiting For A Girl Like You? But wasnt this good? Essentially joke mock-rockers who benefited by a temporary loss of irony awareness, this band from Lowestoft pillaged the deepest atrocities of 80's hair metal and regurgitated them over a series of tongue in cheek songs like 'I Believe In A Thing Called Love' and 'Growing On Me'. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. The rankings of the worst musicians are suggested and voted on based on a variety of metrics, including popular bands least deserving of their fame and fortune, artists who shamelessly ripped off other, superior acts and just bands that don't know how to play their instruments or write songs. Deryck Whibley led this Canadian 4 piece 'rock' group that somehow pushed their way to the top, for a bit at least. At least with those, you can sometimes get a laugh out of them. The Jam Addict team is a revolving door of writers who care about music, its effects on culture, and giving aspiring artists tools and knowledge to be inspired and keep on creating. Soporific Laurel Canyon coke rock whose chief existential lament seems to be What toppings should I get on my burrito? the Eagles are the quintessential band for a decade whose favorite barbiturate was the Quaalude. Worst Bands of the 2000s As a petite woman, I know when Chelsea Dagger comes on it is time to leave the dancefloor lest I want to spend three uncomfortable minutes wedged under a lads sweaty armpit. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire / PA Wire, Indie for the ladsladslads. works. Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. To learn more see our, HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SOOOOOO *goal is scored*. American pop-rock band from Tulsa, Oklahoma formed by brothers Isaac (guitar, piano, vocals), Taylor (keyboards, piano, guitar, drums, vocals), and Zac Hanson (drums, piano, guitar, vocals). A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. Busted Incredibly, the 'orrible three piece sold a massive 3million albums in their four year career as well as scooping two BRIT Awards. However with each progressive year, this blueprint became more and more diluted until we get to The Pigeon Detectives, essentially The Strokes do Emmerdale. It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. The new line-up released The Golden Ratio in September 2010. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. We don't mean that in a good way. Bands of the 2000s I'm gonna go right on ahead and say that most pop-punk from this time period was a big fat ball of suck, but Good Charlotte's pop-punk was mixed in with a hearty dose of some emo shit, which only made that concoction stink worse than normal. 8. Born the year after the death of the Beatles, the group consisting of Paul McCartney, his wife Linda and a revolving door of drummers and guitar players solidified every argument that John was better than Paul. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! The final nail in the dodgy cock-rockers' career, however, was this atrocity Hot Leg. The Script - OK, Mums need something to listen to - nobody wants to find their Radiohead CD's in the kitchen on a Sunday afternoon, but surely the women who brought us into this world deserve better than rubbish like The Script they are served? Copyright 2023 Salon.com, LLC. From whence you came, Plain White Ts. Ill probably never get past it. The band's original domestic signing was with EMI Canada. Worst bit: Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. Why you start a pop punk band who can't see past Fall Out Boy for influences of course! Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. How and ever, their gentle lovesongs were the ideal accompaniment to burgeoning teenage romances. 18. Theory of a Deadman If the Black Eyed Peas, the creators of nonsensical hits like "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps," qualify as music, then any kid with a Barbie Mix It Up DJ Turntable is Mozart. Instead we get three-and-a-half minutes of highly derivative pop-rock that evokes memories of a hundred shit mid-noughties indie nights in damp provincial towns. What made it so bad: One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. WebTop 10 Alternative Bands of the 2000s WatchMojo.com 25M subscribers Join Subscribe 15K 1.1M views 8 years ago Find links in the description below to buy the music featured in this video! No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. As of July 2010, the band had charted sixteen singles on various Billboard singles charts and recorded five studio albums; and their 1994 debut album, Cracked Rear View, was the 16th-best-selling album of all time in the US, having been certified platinum 16 times. Metro Station - What do you do if Billy Ray Cyrus is your Dad and tween sensation Miley Cyrus is your sister? WebChris Gerard of Metro Weekly ranked it as Duran Duran's worst album. It was an actual, living hell. EMPICS Entertainment. We don't want to hate on them too much because now its pretty 'hip' to hate Nickelbackbut hey it's still kind of fun. Tell us in the comments below. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. Since its debut, the band has sold over 25 million records in the United States alone, and over 75 million records worldwide. I don't know the worst band ever, but this is who I do not like: Lady Gaga, Rush, Genesis, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Dave Matthews, The Eagles, Lynerd Skynerd, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, Sitting somewhere between The Streets and Ocean Colour Scene, The Twang were hailed as the next big thing by the NME upon their emergence and topped numerous critics tips including a #2 spot in the influential BBC Sound of 2007 poll. 1. Ombudsman, and our staff operate within the Code of Practice. Rashawn Ross and Tim Reynolds have also become full-time touring members of the band. Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Comments. I think any musician and anyone with a brain will agree with at least most of these. 15 3 Doors Down In the early '00s, this rock band Why am I singing along to Hard-Fi.. This song is so wet that its given me swimmers ear, which makes the narrators self-regarding message stand by myself while I take over the world with my forgettable, dreary acoustic guitar song even more egregious. I'm serious even the 1970s with its strange clothing and dime-a-dozen disco can't compete. The Pigeon Detectives - In 2001 we got The Strokes, an impossibly cool band from New York who wore their jackets tight and their hair unkempt. Go on! Yo, echoes Theodore. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. Probably the worst band musically of the decade this group of peroxide punks have gained notoriety for a series of publicity stunts. We've already got bands like Hoobastank and Alien Ant Farm set to traipse through the city on tour. He'll suck the humor out of a joke and ruin the punch line every time, but no one else seems to care, because he's a shirtless bro with a guitar. The 10 Suckiest Bands of the '00s | Rocks Off - Houston Press 7. Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. blink-182 Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. But the song. Did Banana Republic run out of khakis? Except they were actually a bunch of auto-tuned, spoiled little brats whose fame has more to do with luck than any sort of measure of talent. The band's biggest hit came with the aforementioned 'Hate My Life' where Connelly rallies against (besides the homeless) his wife, his lack of money, his friends and not being able to sleep with young girls- honestly. Shane now stars in Coronation Street,which seems fitting, considering the emotions conveyed here seem every bit as genuine as pint from The Rovers Return. The video is something special too, a mad vision of the future from the mind of someone who put too much faith in the plot for. In theory, Bad Day is a touching, uplifting number to raise the spirits, a reminder that everyone feels down in the dumps sometimes. But it See More by this Creator. News images provided by Press Association The Living End. Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? Because theyve been caught ripping off other artists songs, including Stevie Wonder, The New Seekers, and Neil Innes. Well, too bad. The uber successful act are so clean cut they make Cliff Richard look like Marilyn Manson. Avril Lavigne. No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. These guys always seemed to be for people who were like, into ART and LITERATURE. Cheesy, yes, but harmless nonetheless. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. By marrying the two genres, brokeNCDYDE hit upon a hidden level of rubbish, a bonus round of tawdry shit. And so in that spirit we present the worst bands of all time. : Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. Hot Leg - A second appearance here for Justin Hawkins (formerly of The Darkness). One True Voice - Proof that reality TV pop stars are not invincible. Cringiest Lines of the New Millennium. It happened. Silverchair. Favorite. Because they combine simple composition with over-the-top production and pretentious length. Grab your copy of the Gigwise print magazine here. Thanks to the success of these '90s nostalgia tours, '00s alt-rock bands are jumping on that bandwagon and booking tours together as bad-music collectives, and they're resurrecting all that was awful about that period of music in the first place. Hard-Fi - A 'proper' band who sing about real things like having no money, going out on a Friday night, soldiers in Afghanistan and Feltham Young Offenders Prison. 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They were listed number seven on the Billboard top artist of the decade, with four albums listed on the Billboard top albums of the decade. John Mayer is that insufferable bro -- you know, the one who wears a pukka bead necklace, is always shirtless, toting around a guitar at that house party you didn't want to go to, anyway. The band consists of lead vocalist Scott Stapp, guitarist and vocalist Mark Tremonti, bassist Brian Marshall and drummer Scott Phillips. After years of speculation, Creed reunited in 2009 for a tour and new album called Full Circle, and in early 2012 the band reconvened to tour and work on a fifth album. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. Worse, the band members went on to respectively spawn the equally turgid McFly, Son of Dork and Fightstar.
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